Argentina's Pamela despises clothes

Pam of our hand

Meet truly astonishing Argentinian eyepopper Pamela David – a model-actress-TV presenter from the land of cheating midget footballers.

Seemingly hand-built by an enlightened committee of genius perverts, we are thrilled to announce to all you slavering slaves to trans-continental crumpet – like us – that South American sizzler Pam is ALL REAL.

Blimey. They make 'em built to last, them Argentinians.

Take a lingering gawp at the 'Noche Del Juegos' ('Night of Games' – with Pamela? Now there's a thought) presenter and you'll instantly realise Soccer AM it ain't.

And when it comes to telly and all things sporty, Pamela makes Blighty's very own uberboobed sportsfox on the box Kirsty Gallacher look pancake-chested.

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A stonkingly-sexy addition to the Das Frauleins babe zone on MegaStar’s Unofficial World Cup site, Pamela first alerted red-blooded Argentinian men to her amazing charms when she appeared on reality TV show, El Bar.

No, we haven't heard of it or seen it either. But not to worry. There are tons of ace pics of her on the web, with the babe described by some Pam-addled watchers in the press as 'a sexy cyclone'.

Since then, saucebomb 'Pamelita' has oozed rudely in Playboy videos and posed provocatively in the buff for a string of publications.

A MegaBabe legend in her homeland, Pamela happily quit university to put her ultra-glam all into a modelling career – and has enjoyed stratospheric success ever since.

And it's the exotic Latina honey's refreshing tendency to present TV shows while wearing virtually no clothes that makes this flesh-flaunting sexpot a real World Cup winner.

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