God save the Kel

Kelly's our queen

Other countries competing in this year's World Cup may have more glamorous totty, but Mother England has clasped Kelly Brook firmly to its bosom.

With the personality of the slightly clueless girl next door and the body of a libidinous Botticelli honey, Kelly is easy to dismiss but harder to ignore.

Don't believe us? Check the calendar sales, man! Kelly is the unofficial queen of UK lads' mags, having arranged her tastefully unclad form on the covers of, well, all of them.

Kelly used to be the long-term squeeze of B-list hardman actor Jason Statham, but made the rather bizarre choice of trading sideways for the equally, if not less, B-list Billy Zane.

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The twosome met on the set of erotic castaway romp Three (out this year), and have been busy making vomit-inducing announcements of love to any passing hack who'll turn on a tape recorder.

Kelly and her man even have plans to star in a West End comedy – to showcase their combined talent. God help us.

On – ahem – firmer ground, Kelly continues to feature in every Top Ten Sexiest list going and can still shed clothes faster than someone on fire.

It's a soothing balm for those male fans that suffer through Kelly’s presenting efforts, most recently displayed on ITV's Celebrity Love Island.

Kelly did get to interview an ex-England international (8 caps) in Abi Titmuss-chasing Lee Sharpe – and let's face it, her sexy package could seriously freshen up the BBC commentary team!

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