On a Heidi to nothing

Klum to Germany

Heidi Klum: blonde, beautiful, bodacious. OK, we couldn't keep the classy stuff going for long.

Heidi is built like a top German motor - curves in all the right places and looks that reduce men to gibbering wrecks. In a stunningly efficient way, you understand.

This German beaut shot to fame on the back of a jaw-dropping cover for the legendary Sports Illustrated Swimsuit edition.

Heidi returns in this year's – soon-to-be-dog-eared – copy in what we're hoping will trigger a global revolution in ladies swimwear: bodypaint.

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Ya, in her latest shoot Heidi 'wears' swimsuits made entirely of paint. Let's hope it washes off.

She made her name in (and out of) bikinis, she sticks by them; never has one body filled out strategically placed dental floss so well.

However, into every daydream fantasy enters a nightmare, in the shape of winsome, occasional singer Seal, who’s managed to jam a wedding finger on our Heidi and given her two kids.

So, the top end of yummy mummies if ever we saw one – and the dream mum of every schoolkid’s bestfriend: "Uh, I saw your mum in a magazine the other day. Wearing nothing but paint!"

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