Care-Loos talk

Victoria Beckham could come face to face with her nemesis Rebecca Loos sooner than she thought.

Believe it or not, pig-fiddling Loos has landed a TV presenter's job which allows her an access-all-areas pass inside the England team hotel during the World Cup in Germany.

But not access to all areas of the England players, of course.

As you may recall, a couple of years back, Loos was alleged to have had an affair with old Golden Balls, and the Daily Star reports that when the revelations broke, Posh allegedly hired "a team of spies to make sure she did not bump into Rebecca in the couple’s home city of Madrid".

Now, of course, the Press will be more interested in following Loos and Posh than the state of Sven's squad.

Boob-baring vixen Loos has apparently been signed up by Dutch TV to host a daily football show called Heart of Orange.

Loos and co-presenter, former Wolves and Feyenoord player, the much-less-fragrant John de Wolf, have been granted media access by the Fifa press office.

"Rebecca is very good-looking and she is very popular here in Holland," a panting Dutch TV exec told the Star.

Thank goodness for that. We were starting to think she may not be qualified for the job.