Swiss supermodel makes us tick

Meet Swiss Julie

Fresh of face and glinting blue of eye, Swiss supermodel Julie Ordon is so darn young and gorgeous you can almost feel your skin wrinkling up in shame.

Indecently born in 1984, Julie entered a mini harem of three other sisters, growing up in idyllic Geneva with fat blokes yodelling in the distance, dreaming of being a clotheshorse.

And that dream came true! Although standing only 5ft 7in in her glorious birthday suit, Julie totally kicked fellow tasty model ass by taking over the covers of Cosmo, Glamour and all those other mags your 10-year old sister reads.

So, there's hope for all you short people after all! If you're stunningly beautiful of course, that helps. A lot.

Julie took this short-stunning combo and – as marketing spods might put it – ran with it.

Magazine covers weren't enough – she wanted more. Like movies no-one has ever heard of: Hello, Point and Shoot or A Sight for Sore Eyes. You got it girl!

But, who are we to criticise? Our job is but to sit back, lock all the doors and admire Ms Ordon for the obvious object of lust that she is. They make good watches in Switzerland, and she certainly knows how to get us ticking. And other bad, watch-related metaphors.

She certainly got Hollywood's B-list ticking; Stephen Dorff and Mark Wahlberg have already been rumoured to have put their straight-to-DVD paws on her. Even Benicio 'Love in an Elevator' Del Toro has been sniffing around. Poor lass.

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