- Rio is embarrassed
- No turning Becks
- Lampard lashes critics
- England take 100,000 away!
- David Beck-vom
- Out on his Owen
- Rooney's ad it
- Hand WAGs at dawn
- Robo dance hell over
- Pins are looking up
- Becks slams 'saddo'
- Come on England!
- Fans fill Frankfurt
- Sol's reality score
- Wills' royal visit
- Crouch fever
- Stevie's Brazil-liant
- FA parade plan!
- Colleen car woe
- Ash of the day
- Sven thinks of Italy
- Mac media makeover
- Ray rallies fans
- Wether the World Cup
- Argie schools rule
- Sing ven you're vinning
- Stevie's golden balls
- Fat Les comeback!
- World Cup crackdown
- Cow chants canned
- Italy maka da money
- Embrace-ing the World Cup
- Wayne's World Cup
- Hand of wad
- Jurg gotta be joking
- Jorge above!
- Not just the ticket
- Guus Oz oust
- Sven's team talk
Hand of wad
"£50,000 Snatch of the day," fumes the Daily Star, with the rag getting in a flap about that decidedly-average football journeyman Diego Maradona apparently being handed a wad of cash by the BBC.
The paper reckons the Beeb has forked out a whopping £50,000 to the "legendary football cheat" to spill the beans on the moment he put the ball into the net with the back of his hand, infamously knocking England out of the 1986 World Cup at the quarter-final stage. It still hurts - the swine.
Mr Nice Guy Gary Lineker, who scored England's goal in the 2-1 defeat, jetted off to Buenos Aires to meet the "Argie cheat" to quiz him for a documentary which will be shown during the World Cup this summer.
Needless to say, the Star will be getting red in the face all over again when the show is aired.
Forty years of hurt, 'n all that.