- Scent of Ecuadorian
- Chrissie does Crouchy
- 'Sad Scots' slated
- Getting ze villies
- Cleese pleased to appease
- Berlin's boot-iful game
- Skirts up for England
- All off in Germany
- Walk to World Cup
- Romanian sausage transfer
- England 'voodoo fear'
- Spa away from home
- Miss World Cup
- Valk this vay
- Hook-up for the Cup
- Slanging match
- If the cap Fritz
- Jesus pays the wages
- German cops' clip off
Valk this vay
The Sun's been stirring up World Cup fervour with its "Don't Mention The Walk" guff.
On the front of one edition a while back, John Cleese was pictured as manic hotelier Basil Fawlty in a screen grab from classic comedy Fawlty Towers - the moment in 'The Germans' episode when he does his famous goosestep walk.
But England fans - or "soccer yobs" as the Sun choses to call them - will apparently get the book thrown at them in Germany this summer if they pull a similar stunt.
Any Nazi salutes or Fawlty-esque goosestepping (you try doing that in a busy stadium) will be briskly stamped out by German rozzers.
Fans "who do a Basil" could face a fortnight in ze clink.
However, if you do a Michael Barrymore (so to speak) and "ape Hitler and give a Nazi salute" then the punishment could be far greater.
We're talking a possible three years of German chokey. Best stick to humming the theme from The Great Escape. Er, that's far safer.