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Miss World Cup

You can't have a gathering of young millionaires without a flock of stupendous totty being in close proximity, and it won't be any different during the World Cup.

The first Miss World Cup contest is taking place in the run up to the footie competition.

A gathering of 32 babes, all interested in world peace, will represent each of the competing countries.

Aged between 18 to 28, the World Cup beauties have to negotiate a strict judging programme before getting their acrylic nails on the crown.

First up is a shimmy down the catwalk in their country's football strip, before whipping off the shinpads and slipping on an evening dress, followed by the ever-classy swimwear section.

"Nothing like this has ever been done before," were the breathless words of organiser Horst Klemmer.

Although, we're sure that putting hot honeys in football strips is a regular feature of top-shelf magazines - ahem, where's my copy of Proust?

The winner gets the honour of representing her country at 'various engagements' during the competition - we hope the eventual winner likes smoky rooms full of businessmen on comp tickets.