- Scent of Ecuadorian
- Chrissie does Crouchy
- 'Sad Scots' slated
- Getting ze villies
- Cleese pleased to appease
- Berlin's boot-iful game
- Skirts up for England
- All off in Germany
- Walk to World Cup
- Romanian sausage transfer
- England 'voodoo fear'
- Spa away from home
- Miss World Cup
- Valk this vay
- Hook-up for the Cup
- Slanging match
- If the cap Fritz
- Jesus pays the wages
- German cops' clip off
Walk to World Cup
World Cup fever is growing and the Sun is as ever determined to be the paper wot won it for England.
Cue customary Wapping-based stunt, featuring a News International rent-a-crowd and a smattering of Page 3 sizzlers in Sun-branded scanties.
The paper says "Auf Wiedersehen, Tim," to Sun man - always a "Sun man," aren't they? - Tim Spanton, who has opted to WALK the full 472 and a half miles from London to Frankfurt, in time for England's World Cup opener against Paraguay, 66 days away on Friday, June 9.
Apparently Mr Spanton is known as a bit of a walker, having done a bit for making povery history (remember that?) by traipsing from London to Edinburgh last year.
Seeing him off, so to speak, from Sun HQ are the glam-tastic trio of Mel, Becky and legendary MegaStar favourite Zoe McConnell, with Tim bedecked in the classic 1966-and-all-that red England shirt.
As for the World Cup, the Sun reckons "we'll walk it".
See what they did there?